why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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