good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Panties = found
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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