Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
porn star boner night. come get it.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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