he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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