Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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