Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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