we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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