..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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