you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Someone came in the potted fern
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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