Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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