i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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