So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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