It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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