You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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