I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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