Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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