Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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