well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
