girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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