I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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