Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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