so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Randomize
