Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
