i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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