so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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