let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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