I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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