now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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