god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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