she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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