He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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