Me. At least after what I've been through.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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