: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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