is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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