Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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