I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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