A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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