yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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