Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
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