lets start a swedish sibling band together
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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