I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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