have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Randomize
