someone get that fucking seahorse.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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