And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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