Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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