it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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