sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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