Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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