Welp...herpes.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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