Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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