she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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