ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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